averagefairy:

dont ask me to hang out at 11pm what do you think this is…..i’m in bed i got no bra on i already exfoliated. its too late

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Shakira Shakira

polobrando:

Californians: we got in n out 

me: we got water

drdawg:

me: *acts out fake arguments in the shower just in case someone wants to start shit in the future*